Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize