There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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