idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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