You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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