Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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