I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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