Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I need to align my fucking chakras
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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