The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
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