Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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