To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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