You can't special order awesome
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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