fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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