I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You have to summon your inner elephant
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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