its not stalking. its research.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
