We're like a lot better than the average bears
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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