that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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