I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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