when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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