Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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