um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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