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I cockslap morals
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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