Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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