is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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