Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
She announced her abortion via fbk
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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