so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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