How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize