never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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