did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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