Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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