Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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