Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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