i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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