yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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