i don't plan on having that self control this summer
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
