Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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