I would go down on you faster than GM stock
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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