i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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