she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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