Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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