Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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