Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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