What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
This house was built for laser tag.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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