So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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