considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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