Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I hate your face
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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