i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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