she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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