I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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