so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Randomize