Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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