On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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