Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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