I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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