I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Hippo gnu deer
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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