there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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