Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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