I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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