The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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