does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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