oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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