a queef is a wish your heart makes.
We need to rekindle our bromance
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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